I arrived to the last HFH gig by trolley bicycle foot 4 legs on a stretcher can't remember, I was already plastered
The purpose of my visiting HFH gigs is business voyeurism terrorism espionage on behalf on Lawrence Livermoore Special Research Laboratory
Upon me trying to obtain a password on the HFH website three month ago, the webmaster said: "You must be joking" laughed hysterically explained me politely that God had instructed him/her to assign me a password & to communicate me the same using PGP 5.02 & let me guess
When the HFH Syadmin told me there was no record whatsoever of me ever being a registered member of HFH, I responded by shrugging philosophically becoming graphically abusive threatening to hire the services of Master Bakker Schut pulling a very strong magnet
I would be less likely to visit the HFH parties if I were aware that two-thirds of the members suffer from grave emotional troubles three-quarts of the members have a drinking problem four-fifth of the members are drug addicts a significant minority of the members are perverts the laughing gas is watered down, and so are the mushrooms
When I last visited the HFH site control room (at webnet) I noticed the techies-in-charge fumbling around with long strings of electrical wire sacrificing small animals engaging in exotic martial art dances snorting some kind of detergent powder
Last question. How many time did you visit the HFH website recently? 6 times 7 times couldnt find www.hippiesfromhell.to
Given that I no longer have circulation in my legs or arms after being given massage by HFH hostesses and have contracted tuberculosis from being banished to draughty balconies, and knowing that the president, vice president and secretary-founders of the HFH/Hacktic Enterprises Holding have made fifteen million last year by selling out secretely to Microsoft Inc., I feel happy very happy deliriously happy dead Please provide your email address for future spam mailings: